We had a girl to stay; her name was Virginia.
We called her Virgin for short, but not for long.
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Father in Church: An hour's pleasure is not worth a lifetime of disgrace.
Any questions?
Someone yelled: Tell me how do you make it last an hour ?
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Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity
- don't screw the opportunity!
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What is Fashion Designing?
Too many brains working on too little clothes with too many ideas on how to
cover two little areas.
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What is Female Viagra?
Jewellery.
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An old woman calls the Police department and says: I have a Sex Maniac in my
apartment. Pick him up in the morning!
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The saddest part of a Man's body are his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced
them to : Hang unto Death !
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Girl: Excuse me, brother, that's my seat.
Boy: OK! But I'm not your brother, my father never had sex with your mom.
Girl: True, but my father did !
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Why are condoms transparent?
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene, even if their entry is
restricted...!
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Every married man keeps wondering every evening: Should I go out and look at
what I cannot f**k or....Stay home and f**k what I cannot look at.
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Sex and shopping have one thing in common:
In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes and women want to go on
and on and on and on!
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How do you define a virgin? On the Verge but not in!
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What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another Damn Woman trying to do a Man's job!!
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A football team loses their star player, Roger Dicks, due to an injury.
Next day a headline reads: Team to play without Dicks.
The manager calls up the newspaper and objects.
So the editor changes the headline.
It reads: "Team to play with Dicks out."😀
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