Wednesday, 16 March 2016

Brain blasters😊😊👍

❓Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
✅A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper) 
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❓Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
✅A. No time at all its already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS) 
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❓QHow many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have?
✅A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries. 
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❓Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Image result for brain teaser images hd✅A. Very large hands. (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS) 
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❓Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
✅A.. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. . (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES) 
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❓Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
✅A. He sleeps at night. . (UPSC IAS Rank 98) 
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Image result for brain teaser images hd❓Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today ?
✅A.. Because he is dead. 
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❓Q. If you throw a blue stone into the red sea what will it become ?
✅A. It becomes wet. (UPSC IAS Rank 2) 
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❓Q. What often falls but never gets hurt ?
✅A. Rain 
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❓Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be?
✅A. TOMORROW 
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❓Q.What looks like half apple?
✅A. The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper) 
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❓Q. What can you never eat at breakfast?
✅A. Dinner. 
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❓Q. What gets wet while drying?
✅A. A towel. 
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❓Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman ?
✅A. AGE. 
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❓Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
✅A. It caused a revolution. 
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❓Q. How is it easy to weigh a fish?
✅A. Because it has its own scales. 
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❓Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg?         ✅A. Because it is too tyred. 
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❓Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
✅A. liquid (UPSC 33Rank) 
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Sunday, 13 March 2016

HAPPY LIVING 👍

11 FORMULAS FOR GROWING OLD WITH GRACE:

1. Live in your own place to enjoy independence and privacy.
2. Hold on to your bank deposits and assets with yourself.
3. Don't depend only on your children's promise to care for you when you grow old as their prioroties change with time.
4. Expand your circle of friends to include those who will outlive you. 
5. Do not compare and expect nothing from others.
6. Do not meddle in the life of your children. Let them live THEIR life not yours.
7. Do not use old age as your shield and justification to demand care, respect and attention.
8. Listen to what others say but think and act independently.
9. Pray, but do not beg, even from God. If at all, ask for his forgiveness.
      
Last 2 IMPORTANT ONES ....

10. TAKE GOOD CARE OF OWN HEALTH. Apart from Medical Attention, eat Best Food in the Best Way (you can afford) & Try to Do your own Work ...
 
And finally,
11. DO NOT RETIRE FROM LIFE.

Remember,
You are not ALIVE, unless and until you start LIVING!


Tuesday, 8 March 2016

HR manager's love letter

HR Manager wrote a love letter to his girlfriend!!

Ever wondered how a HR manager could write a love letter .

Dear Radha,

 Sub: Offer of Love!

I am very happy to Inform you that I have fallen In love with you since the 12th of March (Thursday) with reference to the meeting held between us on the 11h of March (Wednesday) at 15:00hrs, 

I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. 

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending upon compatibility, it would be made permanent. 

Upon completion of the probation, there will be a continuous on-the-job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. 

The expenses Incurred for coffee and entertainment would be initially shared equally between us. 

Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.

 However, I am broadminded enough to take care of your expenses account. 

Request you to kindly respond within 7 days of receiving this letter, Failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be
considering someone else. 

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best. 

Thanking you In anticipation, 

Yours sincerely,

😉😳😧😇😝😜😍