Saturday 30 January 2016

If women ruled the world then the budget would be

MImage result for black and white women images1) all year sales on fresh stocks

2) national holidays on kitty days

3) no import duty on diamonds

4) designer bags available on ration card

5) 2 maids free on every child

6) 1 gift mandatory from hubby per day

Image result for black and white women images7) Waking women before 11.50 am would be a punishble law

8) calls to moms would be free gift from telephone authority of india

9) All scientists would be diverted to develop medicine to reduce all body fat in a minute

10) Cosmetic companies would sell
products on no loss no profit basis with regular supply of free samples

11) Around the world trip mandatory on every woman's birthday😀

W O M A N is the most harmless, self-controlled, well-mannered, undisturbed, non-violent human being ......... Till her Nail Polish gets DRY!!! 😊


This is hilarious - loved it!!

How to handle women at different ages:

8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 & 78....

8 - U take her to bed & tell her a story.

18 - U tell her a story & take her to bed.

28 - U Don't have to tell her a story to take her to bed.

38 - She tells u a story & takes u to bed.

48 - She tells U a story to avoid going to bed.

58 - U stay in bed to avoid her story.

68 - If u take her to bed, that will be a story.

78 - If u take her to bed.. that's the end of the story..!


Monday 25 January 2016

Dedicated to all the teachers

From A School Principal's speech at a graduation......
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He said "The Doctor wants his child to become a doctor...
the Engineer wants his child to become an engineer...
The Businessman wants his ward to become CEO...
BUT a teacher also wants his child to become one of them, as well..!!
Nobody wants to become a teacher BY CHOICE"...
Very sad but that's the truth..!!

The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life.

One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He
Image result for images of teachersargued, "What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best
option in life was to become only a teacher?"

To stress his point he said to another guest;
"You're a teacher, Mrs Sharma. Be honest. What do you make?"

Teacher Mrs Sharma, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness
replied, "You want to know what I make?
(She paused for a second, then began...)

"Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.

I make a C+ feel like the Congressional Medal of Honor winner.

I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents
can't make them sit for 5 min. without an I- Pod, Game Cube or movie

You want to know what I make?

(She paused again and looked at each and every person at the table)

Image result for images of teachersI make kids wonder.

I make them question.

I make them apologize and mean it.

I make them have respect and take responsibility for their actions.

I teach them how to write and then I make them write.
Keyboarding isn't everything.

I make them read, read, read.

I make them show all their work in math.

They use their God given brain, not the man-made calculator.

I make my students from other countries learn everything they need to
know about India while preserving their unique cultural identity.

Image result for images of teachersI make my classroom a place where all my students feel safe.

Finally, I make them understand that if they use the gifts they were
given, work hard, and follow their hearts, they can succeed in life.

(Mrs Sharma paused one last time and then continued.)

Then, when people try to judge me by what I make, with me knowing
money isn't everything, I can hold my head up high and pay no
attention because they are ignorant. You want to know what I make?


Image result for images of teachersWhat do you make Mr. CEO? Only money?

His jaw dropped; he went silent.

THIS IS WORTH SENDING TO EVERY  teacher you know .

Actually very worth reminding again & again - especially to those from
other professions who think they are above teachers,....

बच्चों की याद में !!!

क्या कभी आपने कोई पाकिस्तानी गाना देखा है? क्या कोई पाकिस्तानी गाना ऐसा भी हो सकता है जो एक सच्चे भारतीयो की आखो में भी आंसू ला दे? अगर आपका जवाब नही है जो आप जरूर आज देखिये 1 पाकिस्तानी गाना जिसे देख कर आपकी आँखों में आंसू आ जायेंगे। यह वीडियो उन 162 बच्चों की याद में बनाया गया है जिनको पिछले साल आतंकवादियो पाकिस्तान की आर्मी स्कूल के हमला करके मौत के घाट उतार दिया था।
यह गाना उसी स्कूल के बच्चों ने मिलकर बनाया है। यह सिर्फ एक गाना नही है।  बच्चों ने इस गाने के शब्दों में जो आतंकवादियो की सन्देश दिया है उन शब्दों को अगर आप सुनोगे और उनके अर्थ को अगर आप ठीक से समझोगे तो आपकी रूह तक कांप उठेगी। शायद ही इस दुनिया में कोई ऐसा भी होगा जो अपने भाई, बहन, दोस्तों की मोत का बदला इस तरह से लेने की सोच रहा है।

एक बार सुनना जरूर 😪😪

Three liner short stories :-

1) She was very excited today, after all the school was re-opening after a long summer break.
Now, once again, she could start selling stationery at the traffic signal to feed her family.

Image result for images for stories2) She, a renowned artist and a strict mother, often scolded her 6-year-old son for he could never draw a line straight.
As he breathed slowly into the ventilator, she begged him to make one more crooked line on the ECG.

3) "Everyone goes with the flow… but the one who goes against it becomes someone remarkable.”
Before I could explain this to the traffic police, the man issued me a Fine.

4) Their love was different; She was happy every time he kicked her in the stomach.
Every time he kicked she loved him more. She waited for the time she would hold her baby for the first time.

5) All my toys are yours...!
Read her brother’s death note.

6) They took his father,
and only returned a flag.

Image result for images for stories7) At 25, I became a mother of one; at 27 I became a mother of two; and today, at 55, I have become a mother of three!
My son got married today, and brought home his wife!

8) “Born to rich parents, this boy is so lucky,” exclaimed the neighbors!
Somewhere in heaven, three unborn sisters cried.

9) “You ruined my career, I was supposed to be an executive director,” she thought to herself.
The little angel held her finger tightly and she forgot everything; A mother was born.

10) Once a 5-year-old boy was standing barefoot in the shallow water of the ocean.
Image result for images for storiesHe was repeating the same sentence to the waves – “Even if you touch my feet a thousand times, I won’t forgive you for taking my parents away.

Respect yourself

A man went to God and asked, "What's the value of life?"
God gave him one stone and said, "Find out the value of this stone, but don't sell it."

The man took the stone to an Orange Seller and asked him what it's cost would be.

The Orange Seller saw the shiny stone and said, "You can take 12 oranges and give me the stone."

The man apologized and said that the God has asked him not to sell it.

Image result for images for respectHe went ahead and found a vegetable seller. "What could be the value of this stone?" he asked the vegetable seller. The seller saw the shiny stone and said, "Take one sack of potatoes and give me the stone."

The man again apologized and said he can't sell it.

Further ahead, he went into a jewellery shop and asked the value of the stone.

The jeweler saw the stone under a lens and said, "I'll give you 50 Lakhs for this stone." When the man shook his head, the jeweler said, "Alright, alright, take 2 crores, but give me the stone."

The man explained that he can't sell the stone. Further ahead, the man saw a precious stone's shop and asked the seller the value of this stone.

When the precious stone's seller saw the big ruby, he lay down a red cloth and put the ruby on it. Then he walked in circles around the ruby and bent down and touched his head in front of the ruby.

Image result for images for respect"From where did you bring this priceless ruby from?" he asked. "Even if I sell the whole world, and my life, I won't be able to purchase this priceless stone.

Stunned and confused, the man returned to the God and told him what had happened. "Now tell me what is the value of life, God?

God said, "The answers you got from the Orange Seller, the Vegetable Seller, the Jeweler & the Precious Stone's Seller explain the value of our life... You may be a precious stone, even priceless, but people may value you based on their level of information, their belief in you, their motive behind entertaining you, their ambition, and their risk taking ability. But don't fear, you will surely find someone who will discern your true value."

In the eyes of God you are very very precious. Respect yourself. You are Unique. No one can Replace you!

Tuesday 19 January 2016

Remembering a legend - Lt Gen JFR Jacob...

(General Jacob's letter to all the Indian youth).

"To all my sons & daughters,
I am 93 now, a retired Army Lieutenant General, perhaps, still wearing the old world on my sleeves, on the last legs of life. I never married, I have no family. With me, the last trace of my bloodline will forever be washed away from the face of India & this earth. I have no son or daughter. But when I think of it, I see my son & daughter in every young face of this country. You are all my sons & daughters. And hence this letter, I write to you. While I am proud to be a Jew, I am an Indian through & through. And I ask you all, to make India our prime Identity.
Army life has taught me the importance of duty. Stand tall, resolve to serve the nation & never waver. Our duty is to serve. You need to do what you feel is right & strive & seek & find & conquer. This is the only way to be true to your own self.
What worries me most is the swarming poor of our nation. The privileged youth of India should take ownership of the situation. I talk to the young of this nation. You are far better trained & far more professional than my generation. Sound economic & strategic planning will bring about the required change. Usher in your nation.
Sons, respect women. I don’t understand how crime against women can happen. I have no answers to them. I can only appeal to those willing to lend an ear.
Image result for images J F R JacobI finished now. But you are only beginning. Begin with a difference. If I had married, I would have wanted my son or daughter to be an Army man! Army life is clean, disciplined & has purpose. Think about this career option, too, but also bear in mind, Army life is not just song, dance & a glass of scotch. Let me tell you, my favourite drink is water!
Over & Out!
Gen Jacob"

RIP...great brave son of India...You haven't 'died' - only 'faded' away...

'भारतीय थल सेना'

Image result for indian army imagesआज सेना दिवस
प्रत्येक वर्ष आज ही के दिन 15 जनवरी को 'भारतीय थल सेना' के लिए पूरे भारत में '' सेना दिवस '' मनाया जाता है। वस्तुत: 'थल सेना दिवस' देश की सीमाओं की रक्षा के लिए अपने प्राणों की आहूति देने वाले वीर सपूतों के प्रति श्रद्धांजलि देने का दिन है। यह दिन देश के प्रति समर्पण व कुर्बान होने की प्रेरणा का पवित्र अवसर है।
Image result for indian army images15 जनवरी, 1949 को भारत की सेना ब्रिटिश सेना से पूरी तरह मुक्त हुई थी, इसीलिए आज 15 जनवरी को "थल सेना दिवस" घोषित किया गया। यह दिन देश की एकता व अखंडता के प्रति संकल्प लेने का दिन है। यह दिवस भारतीय सेना की आज़ादी का जश्न है। यह वही आज़ादी है, जो वर्ष 1949 में 15 जनवरी को भारतीय सेना को मिली थी।
युद्ध चाहे कारगिल मे हुआ हो ,या पडोसियो से ,अथवा सीमाओ पर लगातार जारी अघोषित युद्ध ,हमारी सेना ने जिस शोर्य ओर पराक्रम का परिचय दिया वह बेमिसाल है, हाल ही मे पठानकोट हमले मे भी सेना ने दुश्मनो को जिस बहादुरी से मार गिराया उसके लिये उनका बारम्बार सम्मान ओर अभिवादन भी कम है .
Image result for indian army imagesआज देश वासी अपने अपने घरो मे सुरक्षित ओर चैन की नींद सोते है तो इसका श्रेय हमारी जांबाज सेना को दिया जाना चाहिये, क्योकि चाहे पचास के उपर पारा हो ,या माईनस जीरो ,चाहे मूसलाधार बारिश, हर मुश्किल घडी मे सेना ही सीमाओ पर पहरा देती है .फिर यह भी गौरतलब है कि जब देश मे कही बडा संकट हो , कोई बच्चा बोरबेल मे गिर जाये , कही प्रशासनिक मिशनरी फेल हो गई हो ,कही भारी प्राकृतिक विपदा आई हो तब अंतिम विकल्प के लिए सेना पर ही भरोषा किया जाता है। आज '' सेना दिवस '' पर देश के जवानों को सलाम, भारत माता की जय, जय हिन्द, जय हिन्द की सेना। 
विशेष ;,........ आजादी के बाद से लेकर आज तक देश की रक्षा करते हुए जिन सैनिको ने भी अपने प्राणो का बलिदान किया है उन्हें शत शत नमन ,कृतज्ञ देश वासियो की और से भावभीनी श्रद्धांजलि ,....उनके परिजनों के प्रति हार्दिक संवेदनाये ,....
जय हिन्द वन्देमातरम्