One Line Humors.

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Regular naps prevent old age, 

especially if you take them while driving.

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Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee. 

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 

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I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. 

I tried - but they wanted cash. 

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A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. 

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Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

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Don't marry the person you want to live with, 

marry the one you cannot live without, 

but whatever you do, 

you'll regret it later. 

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. 

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Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. 

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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 

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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. 

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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. 

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A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. 

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It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. 

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Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. 

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Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. 

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Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something. 

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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! 

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Man: Is there any way for long life? 

Dr: Get married. 

Man: Will it help? 

Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come! 

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! 

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? 

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. 

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It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. 

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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. 

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There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it! Cheers !!! 

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