If women ruled the world then the budget would be

M1) all year sales on fresh stocks

2) national holidays on kitty days

3) no import duty on diamonds

4) designer bags available on ration card

5) 2 maids free on every child

6) 1 gift mandatory from hubby per day

7) Waking women before 11.50 am would be a punishble law

8) calls to moms would be free gift from telephone authority of india

9) All scientists would be diverted to develop medicine to reduce all body fat in a minute

10) Cosmetic companies would sell
products on no loss no profit basis with regular supply of free samples

11) Around the world trip mandatory on every woman's birthday😀

W O M A N is the most harmless, self-controlled, well-mannered, undisturbed, non-violent human being ......... Till her Nail Polish gets DRY!!! 😊

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This is hilarious - loved it!!

How to handle women at different ages:

8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 & 78....

8 - U take her to bed & tell her a story.

18 - U tell her a story & take her to bed.

28 - U Don't have to tell her a story to take her to bed.

38 - She tells u a story & takes u to bed.

48 - She tells U a story to avoid going to bed.

58 - U stay in bed to avoid her story.

68 - If u take her to bed, that will be a story.

78 - If u take her to bed.. that's the end of the story..!

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Dedicated to all the teachers

From A School Principal's speech at a graduation......

He said "The Doctor wants his child to become a doctor...

the Engineer wants his child to become an engineer...

The Businessman wants his ward to become CEO...

BUT a teacher also wants his child to become one of them, as well..!!

Nobody wants to become a teacher BY CHOICE"...

Very sad but that's the truth..!!

The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life.

One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He

argued, "What's a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best

option in life was to become only a teacher?"

To stress his point he said to another guest;

"You're a teacher, Mrs Sharma. Be honest. What do you make?"

Teacher Mrs Sharma, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness

replied, "You want to know what I make?

(She paused for a second, then began...)

"Well, I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.

I make a C+ feel like the Congressional Medal of Honor winner.

I make kids sit through 40 minutes of class time when their parents

can't make them sit for 5 min. without an I- Pod, Game Cube or movie

rental.

You want to know what I make?

(She paused again and looked at each and every person at the table)

I make kids wonder.

I make them question.

I make them apologize and mean it.

I make them have respect and take responsibility for their actions.

I teach them how to write and then I make them write.

Keyboarding isn't everything.

I make them read, read, read.

I make them show all their work in math.

They use their God given brain, not the man-made calculator.

I make my students from other countries learn everything they need to

know about India while preserving their unique cultural identity.

I make my classroom a place where all my students feel safe.

Finally, I make them understand that if they use the gifts they were

given, work hard, and follow their hearts, they can succeed in life.

(Mrs Sharma paused one last time and then continued.)

Then, when people try to judge me by what I make, with me knowing

money isn't everything, I can hold my head up high and pay no

attention because they are ignorant. You want to know what I make?

I MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN ALL YOUR LIVES, EDUCATING KIDS AND PREPARING

THEM TO BECOME CEO's, AND DOCTORS AND ENGINEERS...

What do you make Mr. CEO? Only money?

His jaw dropped; he went silent.

THIS IS WORTH SENDING TO EVERY  teacher you know .

Actually very worth reminding again & again - especially to those from

other professions who think they are above teachers,....

बच्चों की याद में !!!

क्या कभी आपने कोई पाकिस्तानी गाना देखा है? क्या कोई पाकिस्तानी गाना ऐसा भी हो सकता है जो एक सच्चे भारतीयो की आखो में भी आंसू ला दे? अगर आपका जवाब नही है जो आप जरूर आज देखिये 1 पाकिस्तानी गाना जिसे देख कर आपकी आँखों में आंसू आ जायेंगे। यह वीडियो उन 162 बच्चों की याद में बनाया गया है जिनको पिछले साल आतंकवादियो पाकिस्तान की आर्मी स्कूल के हमला करके मौत के घाट उतार दिया था।
यह गाना उसी स्कूल के बच्चों ने मिलकर बनाया है। यह सिर्फ एक गाना नही है।  बच्चों ने इस गाने के शब्दों में जो आतंकवादियो की सन्देश दिया है उन शब्दों को अगर आप सुनोगे और उनके अर्थ को अगर आप ठीक से समझोगे तो आपकी रूह तक कांप उठेगी। शायद ही इस दुनिया में कोई ऐसा भी होगा जो अपने भाई, बहन, दोस्तों की मोत का बदला इस तरह से लेने की सोच रहा है।

एक बार सुनना जरूर 😪😪

Three liner short stories :-

1) She was very excited today, after all the school was re-opening after a long summer break.

Now, once again, she could start selling stationery at the traffic signal to feed her family.

2) She, a renowned artist and a strict mother, often scolded her 6-year-old son for he could never draw a line straight.

As he breathed slowly into the ventilator, she begged him to make one more crooked line on the ECG.

3) "Everyone goes with the flow… but the one who goes against it becomes someone remarkable.”

Before I could explain this to the traffic police, the man issued me a Fine.

4) Their love was different; She was happy every time he kicked her in the stomach.

Every time he kicked she loved him more. She waited for the time she would hold her baby for the first time.

5) All my toys are yours...!

Read her brother’s death note.

6) They took his father,

and only returned a flag.

7) At 25, I became a mother of one; at 27 I became a mother of two; and today, at 55, I have become a mother of three!

My son got married today, and brought home his wife!

8) “Born to rich parents, this boy is so lucky,” exclaimed the neighbors!

Somewhere in heaven, three unborn sisters cried.

9) “You ruined my career, I was supposed to be an executive director,” she thought to herself.

The little angel held her finger tightly and she forgot everything; A mother was born.

10) Once a 5-year-old boy was standing barefoot in the shallow water of the ocean.

He was repeating the same sentence to the waves – “Even if you touch my feet a thousand times, I won’t forgive you for taking my parents away.

Respect yourself

A man went to God and asked, "What's the value of life?"

God gave him one stone and said, "Find out the value of this stone, but don't sell it."

The man took the stone to an Orange Seller and asked him what it's cost would be.

The Orange Seller saw the shiny stone and said, "You can take 12 oranges and give me the stone."

The man apologized and said that the God has asked him not to sell it.

He went ahead and found a vegetable seller. "What could be the value of this stone?" he asked the vegetable seller. The seller saw the shiny stone and said, "Take one sack of potatoes and give me the stone."

The man again apologized and said he can't sell it.

Further ahead, he went into a jewellery shop and asked the value of the stone.

The jeweler saw the stone under a lens and said, "I'll give you 50 Lakhs for this stone." When the man shook his head, the jeweler said, "Alright, alright, take 2 crores, but give me the stone."

The man explained that he can't sell the stone. Further ahead, the man saw a precious stone's shop and asked the seller the value of this stone.

When the precious stone's seller saw the big ruby, he lay down a red cloth and put the ruby on it. Then he walked in circles around the ruby and bent down and touched his head in front of the ruby.

"From where did you bring this priceless ruby from?" he asked. "Even if I sell the whole world, and my life, I won't be able to purchase this priceless stone.

Stunned and confused, the man returned to the God and told him what had happened. "Now tell me what is the value of life, God?

God said, "The answers you got from the Orange Seller, the Vegetable Seller, the Jeweler & the Precious Stone's Seller explain the value of our life... You may be a precious stone, even priceless, but people may value you based on their level of information, their belief in you, their motive behind entertaining you, their ambition, and their risk taking ability. But don't fear, you will surely find someone who will discern your true value."

In the eyes of God you are very very precious. Respect yourself. You are Unique. No one can Replace you!

Kutchi ghodi

Haridwar in the evening