Scientific Jokes:

 Hi Level Scientific Jokes:

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Did you hear oxygen and magnesium dating together?

OMg!! 

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What if Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?

Its OK.. 

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*Atom 1: I just lost an electron. *

Atom 2:how u feel? 

Atom 1: positive

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Q:What do you get when you put a Cobalt & 2 iron atoms in mixer

CoFFee 

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What do you get after reaction of a Barium atom with  two sodium atoms... 

BaNaNa 

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And finally ....

Can't end without a movie dialogue 

Electron to neutron : mere pass charge hai , spin hai, magnetic field hai, reactivity hai ... Tumhare pass kya hai

Neutron : mere pass..... 

MASS hai.

Reminding you of Chemistry with a smile.*

Have a Nice Laugh. 

1. Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:

Guitar, for sale........ Cheap....... . .......no strings attached.

2. Ad In Hospital Waiting Room: 

Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!         

3. On a bulletin board: 

Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

4. When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...

I Gave Up Reading

5. My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....

He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.

6. You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:

Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. 

Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off

7. Sign In A Bar:

'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'

8. Sign In Driving School:

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....

9. Behind Every Great Man,

There Is A Surprised Woman.

10. The Reason Men Lie Is Because

Women Ask too Many Questions..

11. Laugh And The World Laughs With You,

Snore And You sleep Alone

12. The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe 

Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

13. Sign At A Barber's Saloon :

We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..

14. Sign In A Restaurant: 

All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.