Friday, 5 February 2021

try answers for these

 Just try answers for these

 1. If poison expires; is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?


2. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?


3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is "Unplanned"?


4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?


5. Maybe Oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.


6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.


7. The word "swims" upside-down is still "swims"


8. 100 years ago everyone owned a Horse and only the rich had Cars. Today everyone has Cars and only the rich own Horses.


9. If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to each of them.


Still have time for fun..?

Let's try this

Six Great Confusions

Which are still unresolved


1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?

2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge,

but not in refrigerator?

Well Try this now

Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy.!!!


•Wonder why the word "Funeral" starts with FUN?

•Why isn't a Fireman called a Water-man?

•How come Lipstick doesn't do what it says?

•If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?

•If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?

•How do you get off a non-stop Flight?

•Why are goods sent by Ship called CARGO, and those sent by Truck SHIPMENT?

•Why do we put cups in the "Dishwasher" and the dishes in the "Cupboard"?

•Why do doctors "Practice" medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?

•Why is it called "Rush Hour" when traffic moves at its slowest then?

•How come Noses run and Feet smell?

•Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?

•What are you vacating when you go on a "Vacation"?

We can never find the answers

Can we❓

Some puns..& some good fun..!!!😀

1. My best mates and I played a game of hide and seek. It went on for hours... Well, good friends are hard to find.

2.  You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example.

3. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.

4. Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay.

You have my Word.

5. eBay is so useless. 

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

6. I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. 

All I did was take a day off.

7. My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. 

I have a hunch, it might be me.

8. Don't spell part backwards.

It's a trap.

9. My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. 

As he died, he kept saying, children "be positive," but life is hard without him.

10. And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”

But John came fifth, and he got hell.

11. What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? 

Well, the flag is a big plus.

12. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

13. How did I escape Iraq? 


14. To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero. Thanks for nothing!

15. Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Dad: "No sun."

16. My math teacher called me average. 

How mean!

17. Clinic Receptionist: “Doctor, there's a patient on line that says he's become invisible". 

Doctor: “Well, tell him I can't see him right now."

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